the opening credits song to my mastodon account:
capybara - shonnen knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx5IiGNkWyY
thanks, @snowdusk_ !
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don't forget that every day is a great day to stick it to the man! โ
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i unironically love toto's africa. 
wow, ethan hawke and jude law were so young in gattaca. and jude law had a ton of hair!
gattaca is almost 21 years old. let me see how it holds up.
the hannah gadsby comedy special on netflix needs to be watched. ๐ฅ๐
Swan butts, boost if you agree https://social.coop/media/DZvfc-nAn1xea2a_QbQ https://social.coop/media/Ht6J4CaQ4O5sIxDRDFM
i'm in the middle of hannah gadsby's comedy special and i am crying. ๐ญ๐
i thought this was a comedy show!
it's awesome. please watch it. #nanette
"...but like many superheroes, the Blanket Octopus gets a really rough deal in the romance arena. when a male locates a female, he swims up, rips one of his arms off, hands it to her, wanders off, and dies. TA-DA. thatโs it for the Blanket Octopus romance arc.
itโs both the worldโs worst and least romantic handshake."
https://bunjywunjy.tumblr.com/post/175151726951/the-caped-avenger
Remember my earlier toot about "wtf, nature"?
i have had this shirt on inside-out all day. ๐
omg this last episode of terrace house ond (week 23) is so much cringe!! ๐
every time i say "a good egg", this picture comes to mind
I was browsing a Peertube instance earlier and stumbled upon a copy of The Internet's Own Boy, a documentary about Aaron Swartz.
I haven't seen it before so I decided to give it a watch.
By the end of it I was in tears, I don't think I've seen anything in a while that made me cry like that.
Also, I had no idea he co-authored the RSS 1.0 specification, wow.
https://peertube.video/videos/watch/04af977f-4201-4697-be67-a8d8cae6fa7a
it would be great to hear a sad-ish acoustic cover of Show more
I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! #queereye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM2zD5FtrkQ
Good morning, Tootie-buddies.
This morning we are getting a load of gravel delivered to freshen up the driveway, so expect to hear me whining sometime soon about how I'm getting too old for this ๐ฉ
If you know someone looking to buy a home in the Ukiah, California area with solar, double-paned windows, fish ponds, and a garden that's the source of some of the food photos and most of the flower photos I share with you, please let them know
people who can put anything coconut in their coffee, i salute you!
so i have the proposal on tv in the background while i'm working.
wtf is happening? how did i get here 
I just came across the acronym POTATO for Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One, and I'm more like Person Over Thirty Anxious Tired Overwhelmed.
There's too much credit going to the Wright Brothers
Their plane required a headwind to take off at all, I mean yeah, props to them for getting off the ground at all
But who should get more credit is Alberto Santos-Dumont, his plane could actually fly with just its own power
Mar de plรกstico looks like it was shot with the hefe filter.