@ajroach42 @Ethancdavenport have you seen Graham Nelson's Inform 6 (which compiles to Z-machine code) and the Inform 7 project (which also compiles to Z-code, and is an attempt at a natural style language for coding interactive fiction. If I understand it correctly, Inform 7 is actually sort of a pre-processor that compiles to Inform 6.)
I wrote a small game in Inform 6 years ago, and it was a lot friendlier than ZIL looks :)
cat: i'm hungry, I'm gonna walk around and chew on shit so you'll pay attention to me
me: you've got food in your dish, it's right there on the other side of the room
cat: *chewing on plastic, clawing stuff*
me: *picks asshole cat up, carries them 8 feet across the room, puts them in front of his dish*
cat: Wow, thanks mister!
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"But doctor, I *am* Giacomo!"
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@breakfastgolem what pushes this over the top for me is the 'El Pollo Loco' sign in the background