2000: Welcome to our shitty animated flash site for our restaurant. The hours will be baked into the flash so good luck if we ever change them

2010: Welcome to our shitty broken web site for our restaurant, here's a blurry, super-compressed scan of the cover of our menu

2020: Welcome to our shitty facebook page for our restaurant, we had a tech savvy young server set it up for us but then she quit so we can never update it again

2000-2020: Welcome to our restaurant, we have never heard of the internet but our contact info and hours have been scraped and collated into random web indexes. Are we even still in business? Who knows!

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon to not forget the ones that participate in delivery services, and somehow have a radically different menu on their own site as is on the delivery service's site. Bonus points if neither is the same as the in-person menu.

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon 2018: welcome to our shitty wix/Weebly website for our restaurant. The boss was watching late night tv and believed the ads 🤷🤦

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon pretty optimistic of you to assume that they even had the opening hours on the website at any point :p

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon Welcome to the Twitter account for our restaurant. Happy Presidents Day 2017! We’ll be open all day!


Just bring back the sandwich board or put all the relevant info on one of those curbside giant windsocks like you see in front of used car lots.

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon 2030: welcome to our shitty meta room for our restaurant

People are gone but the simulacra still plays, powered by a nuclear reactor

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