Jort Hackheimer, Shorthustler @ItsTheManOnTheMoon@octodon.social

#PSA: During the late unpleasantness I saw a lot of people saying stuff like "If only there were a way I could block specific words or phrases from my timelines... you know, like a filter!"

There *is*. It's under Preferences > Filters, and it will make your life better.

#introduction - formerly Usonian on twitter, metafilter, and elsewhere. New England nerd/banjoist/haberdasher. I don’t see myself getting super into this, but at least there are no nazis.

I just spent about an hour frantically trying to recover a mailing address that iCloud seems to have helpfully vanished from from my contacts in the 2-3 years since I last referred to it. No trace of it anywhere, except thankfully in a .vcf file buried deep on an external HD.

Not that the file, whose name was the EXACT STRING I was searching for, showed up in Spotlight or anything.

Apropos of nothing, this is my new favorite gif

Found in image search results for "cheap trick dream police cosplay:"

Might fuck around later and put together a Cheap Trick Dream Police cosplay outfit

Can anyone spare a bofa invite?

Holy shit y'all, chocolate frosted mini wheats are a thing now. (that is, chocolate mini wheats with frosting.)

Kids, one day you’ll grow up and you’ll think about poking your head into Spencer Gifts* for old times’ sake, and you’ll feel like such a narc that you want to leave the mall altogether.

*I guess it’s just “Spencer’s” now? Just put me on an ice floe and send me on my way, thanks.

Yours for only $166,767.88 plus $774.28 shipping! https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/wall-decorations/contemporary-art/french-abstract-painting-future-food-alex-deno/id-f_9908531/

In 1994 I spent a summer working in a CCM warehouse, which is how I came to acquire a pair of decent ice skates for basically free.

I never once actually put them on, much less learned how to skate or play hockey.

I finally just got around to listing them on ebay.

I understand my grandparents' depression era "HANG ON TO IT, IT'S PERFECTLY GOOD" mentality, but I really wish they hadn't passed it in to my mom, who in turn passed it on to me.

Experiencing my usual conflicting emotions at the first couple of chilly "I guess it's autumn for real" days