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*slaps roof of catacomb* this bad boy can fit so many casks of amontillado in it

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I was raised on a steady diet of Looney Tunes, MAD Magazine and Doctor Demento

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Well I've heard there was a secret stash
of amontillado in a cask
but you don't really care for sherry, do you?

Riding a bike over dry, crunchy leaves. Boost if you agree

*slaps roof of potato* this bad boy can fit so many potatoes in it

(not middle-aged ponytail guy-ist, some guys can pull it off with panache but it just hasn’t been my look since my early thirties)

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I was already 2 months overdue for a haircut when lockdown started, and at this point my hair's the longest it's been since 2006. I finally gave in and bought some hair elastics today, not thrilled to be a middle-aged ponytail guy but this too shall pass

Star Trek DS9 s7e2 

I’m not sure I’m up for an entire season of manic pixie dream dax

if you're looking for that ADHD type "fulfilling distraction", anything is better than social media. If you're using social media as your foundation distraction (ie where you return to when you can't find anything else more fulfilling) then you're at the mercy of whatever emotional ripples are flowing around.

Oh, dang, why have I never revisited Jackie Brown since watching it once (Probably rented on VHS? Maybe on cable) in the late 1990s, it's pretty great. Also highly recommended as a chaser to 'Heat' for the pure cinematic whiplash of DeNiro as Neil McCauley and then as Louis Gara

Also, arguably the role of Robert Forster's career, he was so good

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A script that corrects the word "maker" into "guy who does arts and crafts"

"Maker space" = craft room

"Maker ethos" = enthusiasm for arts and crafts

"Maker fair" = craft expo

None of this shit is revolutionary, it's just stuff that your grandmas have always done. You are the newcomer. It's not any less arts-and-crafts just because it involves a 3D printer now.

people be like i hate everything about windows but i wont try linux until its exactly like windows

Cool sticker kids of the fediverse, where do you put your cool stickers? I have some on my laptop and my water bottle but both of those have certain palettes & I'm kind of out of ideas for places to put stickers in other colors.

I also have this question about pins and patches.

I'd enjoy it if this turned into a thread of people posting pics of their sticker displays or w/e, too.


oh hey, I made a rules-light RPG about robbing graves and then put it on sale for half-off with a sales goal of 2 sales because the idea made me laugh, so if you want to spend $2.50, help me hit my dumb goal, and also be able to play a game with friends where you're graverobbing criminals dodging the law AND the supernatural, well...

the alternate timeline where DeNiro kept making epic 1990s style heist movies instead of pivoting to lazy comedies

feel like shit just want her* back

*regular sleep schedule

I boost a toot a toot I boost upon the boosted toot I roost

peak 1990s pop culture cross-pollenation posting 

I still experience genuine cognitive dissonance when I think about Mark McKinney joining SNL for a couple of seasons after Kids in the Hall

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