Resigned to grocery shopping tonight because it's snowing tomorrow and Wednesday is MIght Get In A Fistfight Day at grocery stores all across the US
As a little kid in the pre-Burton Batman era, I didn’t realize the 1960’s tv show was a goof and I loved every minute.
Love too ssh into my iMac and reboot it from the CLI when it locks up completely for no reason. (And then just force power it off anyway because even shutdown -r doesn’t work)
A man and his son are in a car crash are both are rushed to the hospital in critical condition. The doctor takes one look at the son and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's borat voice my wife!"
Me, yawning and stretching: “wow, time to turn in. What time is it, anyway?” Looks at clock: 5:15 PM
At the mall waiting on a phone screen repair. It is by no means a dead mall. No empty store fronts, clean, brightly lit, etc. and yet, it’s a dead mall. Empty, desperate, and utterly soulless. How do these stores stay open?
yall PLEASE WATCH THIS
changing my legal name to Norton Antivirus and tricking old people into giving me money
When boomers say, "No matter how you voted, we're all Americans and we should all try to get along!" what they mean is "But you always *used* to put up with my racist bigoted bullshit at Thanksgiving in the name of preserving harmony!"
Dear internet, please stop making videos to tell me things that could be adequately explained in one paragraph of text.
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I find myself more upset than I would have thought by Stan Lee's passing. I've never been anything more than a casual comicbook/superhero nerd but I did work for the ill-fated Stanlee.net back in the day, and he always struck me as a genuinely good guy.
(That avuncular huckster persona he put on in every interview? Pretty much the same IRL.) Thanks for all the stories & cool resume cred, Stan. RIP and Excelsior!
As an Old who lived through the misery of the cassette tape era, I get grouchy whenever I hear about Kids These Days recording/releasing music on cassettes because it's retro-cool; "Why would you do that! The only shittier possible audio format is 8 track!"
Then I realize that photographers of the mid-late 19th century would be just as annoyed by my long-running infatuation with wet plate collodion photography.
Could God create a CVS receipt so long that even *he* couldn’t fit it in the garbage on his way out of the store?
Yes, I’m voting for all these worthless piece of shit candidates, now leave me the fuck alone
weather whinging, profanity Show more
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this rain. I don't think we've gone more than about 18 hours without rain in the last month.
I think this is the year I finally buy a light therapy device, because it's not even 4:30PM and already getting dark because it's cloudy, and fuck this.
Happy seasonal depression night to all my fellow US tooters