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*slaps roof of catacomb* this bad boy can fit so many casks of amontillado in it

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I was raised on a steady diet of Looney Tunes, MAD Magazine and Doctor Demento

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Well I've heard there was a secret stash
of amontillado in a cask
but you don't really care for sherry, do you?

get in the car we're going to the thrift store to pick up things and put them down again

the internet was actually pure unalloyed good for about three months in 1998 and i'm sorry y'all missed it.

no I thought about Moulin Scrooge! in years

jerry: So how was your date with Captain Boday?

elaine: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

jerry: just put it

elaine: his skull is transparent and his brain was out

jerry: he what?

elaine: his brain. was out.

it's called sandwalking and it's actually really important to not attract the shai-hulud

Moving flat is so weird because youโ€™ll be unpacking and find stuff that youโ€™ve never seen in your life but somehow you own it

I wish society were structured in a special box shaped like Fudgie the Whale or Cookie Puss?

๐ŸŽถ I went from Phoenix Arizona
All the way to Tacoma
Duncan Idaho Atlanta L.A. ๐ŸŽถ

the "i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im not kidding" thing but about movies

Indiana Jones x Duncan Idaho crossover lovechild known as Duncan Jones. What did you think I was going to say

I just put every pair of socks I own into the washing machine, Iโ€™m gonna be a fucken sock millionaire

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