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*slaps roof of catacomb* this bad boy can fit so many casks of amontillado in it

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I was raised on a steady diet of Looney Tunes, MAD Magazine and Doctor Demento

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Well I've heard there was a secret stash
of amontillado in a cask
but you don't really care for sherry, do you?

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alex

I Signed Up For A Summer Job At The Old Lighthouse, But I Didn't Expect The Senior Lighthouse Keeper To Be This Cantankerous!?

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Derek

#ff everyone on laserdisc.party

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I got a new phone for the first time in ~5 years and I am grateful for that, but the fancy automatic setup app said "Do you want to transfer stuff from your old phone?" and I said sure and now it says "OK, that will take about 1 day!" so I guess I'll go fuck myself

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I think my town is secretly hoping that if they put off re-paving my dead-end road long enough, the plows will eventually scrape all of the blacktop off and it will be a dirt road. Problem solved!

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The Laziest Man on Mars

Watching SNL in 1999: "clownpenis.fart? lolol, that's completely absurd, everybody is going to quote this for years because it succinctly demonstrates that all the dot com domains are already taken."

Brain poisoned by mastodon 20 years later: "piss.restaurant? cool."

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Doing the thing where I busted ass getting ready for a client demo (it was yesterday and went well) and have now completely lost my drive and focus despite the fact that there's still a lot of work to do

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kupad

Announcing Meme It So! It's a Star Trek The Next Generation Meme and GIF Generator, inspired by Frinkiac.

It has every line of dialogue spoken on STTNG tied to screencaptures. Which makes it good for looking up lines as well.

memeit.so/

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thermous

MIght fuck around later and crawl like a viper through these suburban streets

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sid, but dad

weird how the Star Wars universe is the story of about 6 people

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alc + 

Ballantine, which IIRC was resurrected by Pabst, is a really good lawnmower beer for $6/six-pack

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Cock Appreciator 🥀🚬

everyone on this site has their own lore and i like that

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Vexillology Corsair

Tired: bodega cats
Wired: bodega giant monitors

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Louisa Jr.

Me: click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😐 click 😦

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Louisa

@redoak sing us a sing tonight,

Well we all need the tallyman's measuring,

To judge the banana stack's height

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Classical Artwork

Julie de Graag, Zittende kat met gesloten ogen (1917)

#illustration artvee.com/dl/zittende-kat-met

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Louisa Jr.

first of all, "fuck" can replace any word, like "smurf", and second of all, "fuck" can replace any word, like "smurf", and second of all, your brain is going to do something, so I'm fine with my eyes

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Forgot to post this yesterday. I'm pissed I wasn't able to work on this at all this evening, I would at least have been able to get the side on.

Looks like the weather is with me all day tomorrow, and half of Sunday before it rains a bit. Doubtful I can get the roof finished by then, but I should at least be able to get the decking on and a tarp over that

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Cool how pretty much everyone I know has unilaterally decided that the only way they can possibly be bothered to interact with anyone is on fecebook

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Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

Food gripe 

Hey who decided that fancy layer cakes shouldn't have frosting on the sides, what's the deal with this, if I was served this at a fancy restaurant or at a friend's house, I would think, "hey goober, where's the frosting?"

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Doing the "too tired to go to bed" thing

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