Inigo Montoya @InigoMontoya@octodon.social
I am a a Spanish fencer. My friend Fezzik and I do side jobs for the Sicilian, Vizzini. I'm a Master (Wizard) Swordsman.
@erico Muchas gracias, señor Oesterle!
@mux2000 Then why are you smiling?
@mux2000 I hear that Mars is beautiful, at...
dusk...
@logista The sooner, the better. I'm searching for a man in black. I hear he is a pretty good swordsman.
@mux2000 It's not so tough, unless you're...
Basque...
@mux2000 I'm more concerned with where I left my...
flask...
@allan I know a VERY witty Sicilian. If he's any indication, being prepared may not be enough.
@Meshelly That's all fine and dandy, unless it's a thumb or a head, then the man in black gets snippy...
@mux2000 I hear that on Twitter, they're...
brusque...
@ashfurrow You must never let your guard down. Remain alert. The brute squad is everywhere.
@mux2000 I am looking it in the face. Or tusks...
@mux2000 Hello there.
@PrincessColumbia This timeline you speak of... has it eaten rotten meat lately? I hear that can cause things to... fly.
🍷 ⚰ 🍷 - Preparing for a battle of wits, are we?
@logista Cleaning, schmeaning. Come and have a drink with me. Let the innkeeper worry about cleaning.
@Ceciestmonpouet Quelle défense est-ce? Je ne l'ai jamais vu. Où se trouve sa rapière?
@Elizafox I also eat fast food... But the deer is not faster than my sword...
@allan Be careful with elixirs... I hear some are tainted with iocane powder...
@fobo
An impressive tale,
You did not fail.
I had no breakfast,
I've got to bail.
