Inigo Montoya @InigoMontoya@octodon.social
I am a a Spanish fencer. My friend Fezzik and I do side jobs for the Sicilian, Vizzini. I'm a Master (Wizard) Swordsman.
@jalefkowit I would try overpriced coffee, but I never have enough coin remaining after a night in the pub... I have to drink coffee made from the horse trough water and old beans to get through my hangover.
@emdeesee Given the wind speed, I'm more prone to Agrippa today, trying to keep my feet planted in one place, but the wind is using Capo Ferro, pushing my arm aside and striking to my jugular...
@groofay Fear not. I shall follow you. Lead on, sir Groofay!
I read about the Cliffs of Insanity today. I should like to go and visit them sometime. They look treacherous, and apparently can be reached only by sailing through eel infested waters.
@Trystfox Very well, but if you see the six-fingered man, I'll be in the pub.
@Talyaa Certainly not. I wouldn't wipe out everything with six digits just because of one lousy Count...
@Idoubtit My father, Domingo Montoya, was told that he was a fine swordsmith, so he made more swords. Then one day, a six-fingered man killed him over a custom made sword. Dangerous business, this doing what others like...
@Talyaa He was murdered... by the six-fingered man. You haven't seen him, have you?
@churley79 Greetings, master Collin. Thank you for your welcome.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
