It's dark. Really dark. And my neighbor is mowing his lawn. He doesn't have headlights. Also, he is a jerk.
@Idoubtit full moon?
@czmilosz That's a no. Thursday, April 27, 2017. The Moon today is in a Waxing Crescent Phase.
@Idoubtit damn. I thought maybe you could call in an indecent exposure report.
@Idoubtit I looked up lawn mower accidents. It's astonishing how often drivers are drowned or crushed by a roll over.
@ThorGoLucky I. Can't. Even.
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