*is clearly still in that "follow whomever with wild abandon" phase on Mastodon*
More followers here today than I was ever able to recruit for my cult
Sweater vests as t shirts: cool or lame? (Please say it's cool...)
DAE hop on new networks because they like pretending they are hip and trendy young teens
I like the warning. Can use it for spoilers. EXAMPLE: Show more
Toot toot. Yum yum. Mastodon ice cream premium.
when you wake up at four am with 18 texts and 4 missed calls all with frantic voicemails from you mom, you know it's ganna be a rainy day...
I love the fear and anxiety that comes from exploring a new network. Will I accepted? Rejected? ALMOST CERTAINLY REJECTED AMIRITE KIDS
Peep this pic of my pup
What exactly qualifies for "local timeline"?
Does this doohickey work on my phone someone help me before I frustrated cry thanks
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Why is everyone French? Stop it
I like that it's called a toot because I already do that a lot and I'm pretty good at it