Hdpants @Hdpants@octodon.social
Social Media Content Coordinator. Melted ice cream runs through these veins.
Toot toot. Yum yum. Ice cream premium.
I forget how long design takes when you're not a designer (too long)
a good afternoon surprise for FRIENDS ONLY!!!!!! Show more
Hot Chocolate?
Every.
Single.
Time.
🍵🍫☺
//Original work by Sean Charmatz
At work, I frequently eat lunch in my car. This isn't meant to make me sound sad or lonely; I just really like watching the groundhog drama unfold across the ditch from the parking lot.
@Averly I said boob. WE'LL SEE IF IT GETS CUT. Should go up on Thursday if everything runs smoothly. I'll link you then!
@blackstampede yessiree
@Averly I don't know if I am allowed to say boob on the company podcast but I'll try
The horrendous bunny cake brought in to work today... "KILLLL MEEEE"
If I were more merciful I would put an end to its suffering.
https://octodon.social/media/0s6QG6O_J4r_I815vA0
The baby birds in my artificial porch Christmas tree hatched on Easter. Peep them peepers: https://octodon.social/media/nnSAM6ce55Ypp0FucZM
I am going to talk about you guys today on a podcast--what do you want me to say? 🙄
Please tell me more about these brides @Averly
Oh wow people are still tooting that's nice
"Think I tracked poo inside"
"That's not poop Dan that's a leaf"
Topher rubs hand in it
"...ok it's poop"
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@bradlibum I relate strongly
I like mini pretzels and they like me. They like me so much that sometimes they make it hard to poop.
400 BAD REQUEST
403 FORBIDDEN
404 NOT FOUND
420 BLAZE IT :herb:
London Mastodon meetup? Here obvs
