Hdpants @Hdpants@octodon.social

I only got on this platform because I like tooting in public

Tik toot on the clock but the party don't stop

Toot your heart out

@pradepkumar look at them. Treat them like your children. Give them everything.

@Averly you got burned dood

You could do a lot with 500 characters.

You could tell like 3 very mundane stories.

1. A pencil was on the desk. It rolled off. No one picked it up.

2. The ice cube tray needs refilled. I will refill it.

3. There is a lot of wind outside. It messed up the bangs of that lady.

Bonus story.

I am in my bed. I need to get groceries but I don't feel like it. Oh well. I must go.

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end tooting is just as hard as tweeting

Can you put videos in here? Pick a toy from the basket

@hisham_hm then my duty is done here

@Harmonia_Amanda I FUCKED UP DONT CALL THE COPS ON ME

Look at this pup
Isn't she neat
Wouldn't you say my dog collection is complete

@KristinSheppard it's nice! It's like a mashup of twitter and Reddit, but dunno if it'll be real competition

@swervestray you're not outraged. The feeling you're feeling that you've never felt before is happiness

@bradlibum he is beautiful I want to put him on a shirt for my little hairless dog to wear around the house

@KristinSheppard Columbus, Ohio, looking to move somewhere warm as fuck.

You here investigating then?

@KristinSheppard tell me what giant squid media does and then hire me