Hdpants @Hdpants@octodon.social

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@bradlibum yes I wanna see. Embroidery is cool but I am an impatient little fucker

@bradlibum yes I wanna see. Embroidery is cool but I am an impatient little fucker

@rhymiz I fart lots

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@rhymiz I call myself a tooter but probably for different reasons

@bradlibum PS what do you embroider

@bradlibum did it turn anything up when you put it in?

Follow me if you like:

#beeps
#boops

@Siphonay I'll take the compliment

@sterling_archer

Technology is the bridge between our toilets

@sterling_archer

It's the bridge between toilets

Wee so twie le'moof 🙌

I'm feeling left out so I will pretend I speak French. How close am I

@bradlibum

My goals:
Spend less time looking at Mastodon on the pot

About me:
Small
A little obnoxious
Clearly doesn't belong on the back of that Pontiac

I've also described an aftermarket muffler

@Averly lazy people who can't be bothered to flip amirite

Idea: we both put on masks. Yours is a duck. Mine is a pigeon. We go into a bank.
"Everybody, put your hands up!"

We ask them to tell us what we are.
Birds. We are birds they say.

Then why do our masks look different?

"Are you robbing this bank or not"

I'm going to focus on the toilet now

I question too many things on the porcelain throne

I question too many things on the porcelain throne

@adrian what a nice sentiment