I am going to talk about you guys today on a podcast--what do you want me to say? 🙄
@Hdpants "Everyone should stay away from Mastadon because something something."
(How to guarantee exponential network growth.)
@Hdpants tell everyone to follow me.
@Averly I don't know if I am allowed to say boob on the company podcast but I'll try
@Hdpants When and where do I listen to the podcast??
@Averly I said boob. WE'LL SEE IF IT GETS CUT. Should go up on Thursday if everything runs smoothly. I'll link you then!
@Hdpants That I'm a great cook!
@Hdpants I think federation is the toughest thing about this platform to explain. Despite being described as a "twitter challenger/replacement", it's really different from twitter in many important ways. Some users like these differences, some, like The Shat, do no not.
@Hdpants Speak about how nice the community is 🌞
@Hdpants :pineapple:!
@Hdpants Tell everyone that we're attractive and intelligent.
Modest too.