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Idea: we both put on masks. Yours is a duck. Mine is a pigeon. We go into a bank.
"Everybody, put your hands up!"
We ask them to tell us what we are.
Birds. We are birds they say.
Then why do our masks look different?
"Are you robbing this bank or not"
I'm going to focus on the toilet now
