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Hdpants @Hdpants

I question too many things on the porcelain throne

@Hdpants like who in their right mind puts toilet paper rolls with the end hanging from the back?

@Averly lazy people who can't be bothered to flip amirite

@Hdpants It's a good place to think about your goals in life.

@bradlibum

My goals:
Spend less time looking at Mastodon on the pot

@Hdpants Reading this while on the porcelain throne. Gotta love technology.

@sterling_archer

Technology is the bridge between our toilets