Hdpants @Hdpants@octodon.social
Social Media Content Coordinator. Melted ice cream runs through these veins.
Toot toot. Yum yum. Ice cream premium.
I forget how long design takes when you're not a designer (too long)
a good afternoon surprise for FRIENDS ONLY!!!!!! Show more
Hot Chocolate?
Every.
Single.
Time.
🍵🍫☺
//Original work by Sean Charmatz
At work, I frequently eat lunch in my car. This isn't meant to make me sound sad or lonely; I just really like watching the groundhog drama unfold across the ditch from the parking lot.
The horrendous bunny cake brought in to work today... "KILLLL MEEEE"
If I were more merciful I would put an end to its suffering.
https://octodon.social/media/0s6QG6O_J4r_I815vA0
The baby birds in my artificial porch Christmas tree hatched on Easter. Peep them peepers: https://octodon.social/media/nnSAM6ce55Ypp0FucZM
I am going to talk about you guys today on a podcast--what do you want me to say? 🙄
Oh wow people are still tooting that's nice
"Think I tracked poo inside"
"That's not poop Dan that's a leaf"
Topher rubs hand in it
"...ok it's poop"
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I like mini pretzels and they like me. They like me so much that sometimes they make it hard to poop.
400 BAD REQUEST
403 FORBIDDEN
404 NOT FOUND
420 BLAZE IT :herb:
London Mastodon meetup? Here obvs
Must not fall into the same traps as I did on birdsite
:pineapple:
Some days you login to your old Runescape Clan and everyone is still in a chat and you haven't talked in years and you say well hello there and feel old and young at the same time and wonder where time has gone and think to yourself death is inevitable and I never got the skill cape I wanted
7 a.m. Dentist appointment because I hate myself
