Humpty D. :zzz: @HD@octodon.social
They've a temper, some of them — particularly verbs: they're the proudest — however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That's what I say!
Things We Have Thrown Into the Lake and What Has Thereby Been Summoned:
) A pineapple: Nothing
) A lover's gift: Regret
) A fish: Friendship with all fish
) A wax sphere: Nothing
) A doll bound in string & hair: Nothing
) A tooth: The Tooth Spirit of the Lake
) A magazine: A forest ranger who asked me to stop littering in the lake
@vesag That's a great deal to make nine words mean! When you make words do a lot of work like that, always pay them extra.
@vesag You forgot cocksucker and tits, hth.
@helvetica So, Helvetica Neue?
Ahhhh, beep beep!
@tifok_ C'est vraiment contrariant, d'être traité d'œuf..., extrêmement contrariant!
Don't you love how lollipops make us enjoy swallowing our own spit by just flavoring it?
@iamjasonclark Sure thing toots, that'll do nicely. What about the plural though? The horn section?
You woman have heard of samplers
You heard the noise they make
Let me introduce you to my Roland 808
Yes, it's great, just won't wait
Everybody likes my Roland 808
@1 When you're only No. 2, you try harder.
The real value add of Mastodon is giving everyone an excuse to finally put something on all the weird domains they've been squatting
`You can draw water out of a water-well,’ said the Hatter; `so I should think you could draw treacle out of a treacle-well–eh, stupid?’
`But they were IN the well,’ Alice said to the Dormouse, not choosing to notice this last remark.
`Of course they were’, said the Dormouse; `–well in.’
