Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social
<p>Basically, an old lady.</p>
Someone wished me a "Happy Indictment day!" on the phone just now.
Need a quick costume idea? Get a big black moustache and be your evil twin!
It's Thursday. Nobody knows what that means.
Well this is my new favorite dinosaur: http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-41763478
Let's start an aughties cover/parody band and call ourselves the Grownup Kids.
Working on a dog disguise scheme to convince people I own three Great Danes with my sweetie. I forget why, but I'm pretty sure our disguise game is on point.
I asked the dog if she snuck in here to eat them. She's not talking.
If you're wondering what my glamourous life is like, I'm clearing out my laundry room because tomorrow is new dryer day. I keep finding string cheese wrappers everywhere. Whyyyyy?
This just in from tweenland: it is now cool to be a "savage" meaning, and I quote, "a person who breaks the rules but in a cool way."
Every time I take on a challenge I go through a period of panic and doubt and "I hate this maybe I can just go back to what I did before?" At this point, I trust myself enough to know that a few weeks from now I'll feel fine and everything will be fine, but right now I suck at everything.
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Uhhhhhgg
The Tom Waits Map: A Mapping of Every Place Waits Has Sung About, From L.A. to Africa’s Jungles… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/921500276300898304
Little do they know, they missed the elastic in my waistband.
It is Friday night and I am dressed like an extra from a scene in a mental ward where my only line is "They took my bra so I couldn't use it as a slingshot no more."
Wait, it's the middle of October? Hmm...
Oh! My favorite chocolate shop now makes tiny cakes! This earl grey one is too pretty to eat, but too tasty not to!
https://octodon.social/media/mh6IC44Vy6pc_oxRN2E
There will be snacks, there will! There. Will. Be. Snacks.
Okay brain, here's the deal we try to sleep; if you wake me up to worry about something I am only going to let you watch The Peanut Butter Solution.
You will beg for the sweet release of dreams.
Omg, y'all: I just found out I got the job! My first assignment in my first official leadership role was to not tell anyone until my boss could break it to all the other candidates in my department. I had to try and not smile too much all afternoon. It was torture.
