Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social

I keep telling everyone not to shake the presents because one of them *might be* a ball of matches ornament in a sandpaper lined box. #milkmandan

Razor: "Dangerous Fun Sounding Toys to Injure Your Kid" was too long, but they still wanted to get the gist of it across.

Came home to find my sweetie watching a video of a guy chopping wood. "Is there anything better than chopping some Douglas Fir in the woods?” the man asks. Without missing a beat, my sweetie says "Surely there must be!"

I have no idea what is going on, but they are both utterly charming.

The news lately feels like:

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When you congratulate us, keep in mind the amount of garbage black voters went through to vote today. They're the heros we should all grow up to be. Me? I just had to stare at an unsettlingly giant crucifix for a while in line.

I'm really good at the part of lucid dreaming where you are concious of the fact that you're dreaming, but I'm not super in control of them.

So when I have nightmares, I don't get to stop them. But I can bring in Bruce Campbell, which in some ways is more fun?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri was really special, if you want a movie that really shuts you up for a while.

"It looks as if Branagh couldn’t choose between the six different fake moustaches offered by the make-up department, so he decided to stick them all on in a row, and then put another one beneath his mouth, just to be on the safe side." is my favorite so far.

I saw Murder on the Orient Express and my sweetie LIKED Poirot's Wario moustache. I have been reading him sick moustache burns from the reviews all evening.

It is pajama time and I am eating cheese and watching Inner Space. Yep.

I'm not sure how I feel about the "making amends" step is in the recovery process. Sometimes it is good to hear a person who hurt you acknowledge your pain, but other times a person who hurt you poops back into your life just to remind you of trauma you'd like to leave in the past just because they're on some intospective journey of guilt and regret. What am I supposed to do with these?

Oh everything is is so pretty on the new gadget.

You never run into anyone you know at the store when you just got your hair cut and you look kind of nice.

You run into people when your appearance makes them awkwardly mention how some people give up drinking for the month of January.

I have letter writer's block tonight. I keep trying to write something thoughtful to someone I love and I'm just full of meh and sigh.

I peed on the biggest tree in Alabama this weekend AM(A)A!

Sana, sana, colita de rana.

I went to Kentucky and petted some corgi bellies this weekend.

So I'm going on a trip tomorrow and I booked a kennel for my doggos at a new veterinarian near my house who seems nice. Then it turned out one of them had out of date vaccinations ans I had to go in and admit I was a bad owner who just didn't keep track of things like heartworm protections. Embarrassing!

But today, the big one found and ate a whole bag of mini almond joys from halloween today while I was at work and will be shitting almond joy wrappers all weekend, too.