Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social

It is super weird to hear about my horrible state's old local problems in the national news. We're sorry everyone. We're trying.

Spores are everywhere.

I spelled the comedian's name wrong, sorry. Sorry FRIEDLANDER.

My media streaming service of choice uses some very strange associations to recommend things to me.

Tonight it's a BBC documentary on fungus "because you watched Judah Frielander's America is the Greatest Country in the United States."

And yes, I went for it. Let's put the fun in fungus, folks!

I am phoneless and fancy-free, but I just wanted to check in and say: you all are awesome and I hope to ply you with inane banter and compliments soon!

Uh, so, I'm kind of in love with Fiona Dourif now?

Finally watching Dirk Gently.

I clicked a clicky pen one too many times and then tried to write with it in front of a patient and that is all you need to know about today.

One would think cherry liqueur would be one of the easier ones to find basically anywhere, but noooo. This town is cherryless.

Greenest?

The one who was haunting me was SO COOL and he told me I was a creative genius, which made me feel cool, too. But he also constantly told me I didn't know how the real world worked and that I needed someone to look after me. He even quoted that Virginia Woolfe bit "A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction." in justification.

Occasionally it is nice to be reminded that the grass I stand upon is in fact greener.

No brain, googling people you had crushes on in high school is NOT a fun idea you just had.

*sigh*

Cheese and crackers, I'm bored and antsy.

A tiny Ironman told me a knock knock joke.

The dogs have figured out that everyone who comes to the door is a kid with food who wants to pet them and exclaim about how big they are. The dogs have forsaken gaurd dog duty completly. They just run to the door and wait, wagging.

Halloween memory: One year, I went to a party where I only knew one person and there were like three dudes in amazing cop costumes, with big cheesy mustaches like they were doing police porn. Only after I made a joke about that did I realize they were all actual cops and they just came from work. Whoops.

We bought 4 bags of candy. If I run out of candy this year, all I have to hand out is clumps of dog fur.

I suppose I could break into my secret stash of carmel apple pops. The bestworst candy! I love to cut my mouth up with them.

Happy Halloween! I hope you are someplace where you can wear costumes all day and enjoy it with your inner kiddo.

The Ghostbusters pinball machine is pretty cool, and I am quite fond of The Simpsons...but I just fell in love with the Elvira pinball machine here. It's paddles are just the right flappiness level.

Going to a wedding! There will be not one, but two people I dumped there! But also pinball! And my dress has pockets so I have something to talk about and someplace to put my hands/ tokens.