Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social
<p>Basically, an old lady.</p>
@Gogogadgetpants For at LEAST 30 seconds while they try to puzzle a way out of their own trap yes.
If an ill-behaved child throws a ball at you while you're working, blames it on his sister, and then yells "Hey, you with the giraffes on your desk!" to get your attention to get it back, the law says you get to keep the ball right? You're totally allowed to be like "What ball?" I don't see a ball. Oh! This? I've been looking for this! I "dropped" it earlier while I was playing with MY sister."
I could have done better, but I gained some XP. I'm about to level up!
Job interview! Asking job all the tough questions, making job cry for camera, looking a little smug in the conclusion.
I told her I'd call any adult at school she complained to about this dude to follow up on what they were doing to help her and her friends deal with him, but she asked me not to because she already understands there will be reprisals from his friends.
*sigh* Hard to find the right way to say it is not okay to kick someone or jab them with a pencil at school, but it is super cool that you don't let popular little dudes call you or any other girl Bitch or Slut without trying to stand up to him and tell him that's bad.
Really just wanted to be like, "don't get caught."
@Gogogadgetpants I hate marketing meetings.
First day back at work: right away someone had diarrhea all over the floor right in front of my desk.
I was going to change my profile picture to Paul, Who Is a Ghost but then I discovered John Campbell kind of had an internet meltdown and she doesn't really want us to share her art so, uh, I guess just imagine it okay?
I am with pets again so typing is hard.
I don't fly out until 11 something pm tonight and I Wanna Be Sedated just came on the radio and it's never hit home so hard.
Oh geez, that should have been #10. It's from a Muppet exhibit at MoPop!
Postcard #9: Hello from Seattle! (Beard much preferred.) https://octodon.social/media/RkZRsyF8qcKhqDlc2Iw
Sorry for so many postcards in one day, I'm in Seattle trying to figure out what to do with myself and my luggage for a few more hours.
Postcard #9: This was where I stayed on my last day. It stormed on my way to the airport but I saw a rainbow sticking out of one of the darkest clouds so I chose to interpret it as a good omen. https://octodon.social/media/NJmzih5g2iiknE6Tp94
Postcard #8: These rocks are known as the two lovers. Legend has it there used to be a village here that was threatened by war canoes on the horizon, so the priests asked for two volunteer sacrifices
These kids signed up and overnight became rocks that touch and their children still guard this cove from canoes today. https://octodon.social/media/UA5SdPC-J4k1nCyEFQ0
Postcard #7: I locked us out of the tree house and had to drive 30 minutes to get a keycode. This was my bathroom, though. https://octodon.social/media/bcOjJbdqbUmv-3fPkak
Postcard# 6: I have been off the grid. The ghost of Hunter S. Thompson is chasing me around the island. I even went down into this crater, but he wasn't impressed. https://octodon.social/media/xDT0WoFnzywxVpnFlYk
Postcard #5: I've been trying to get here for about 28 years based on a picture I saw in a book. My mom asked me before I left what I would do when I realized I didn't want to leave, and I joked that i'd send for my pets but the answer is actually cry a little. I cried here. Thank gods for sunglasses! https://octodon.social/media/nHkgxQUT94ffekd1n7c
