Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social
<p>Basically, an old lady.</p>
Beauty secret:
This morning, I watched one of my cats dip her paw into a pool of sunlight and then run it over her fur luxuriously, over and over.
@ej Not quite on topic have always wondered what the "American section" in supermarkets elsewhere in the world looks like. I'm not sure how they pick what staples from "home” to put in anybody's sections!
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Greetings from action movie day, where the weather channel keeps playing a segment in which a man in what I *think* is a smoking jacket advises us what common household objects could save your life. Spoiler alert: It is an actual hunting arrow. Because in action movie world everyone just keeps compound bows under the bed I guess?
So I can't promise anything, but I'll keep my eyes peeled and do my best. Have an action packed day!
Let's be real, folks. I would be the lady who crashes into an apple cart or spills her latte in the background at best, and would die because I didn't follow the good guy's gruff directions at worst.
Good morning, do you think anyone will mind if I'm late to work? I need to follow this person who is riding their motorcycle by crouching on top of it like they're about to leap off until I find my way into this action movie.
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Actual magic must've been involved in it's return, so I imagine money was of little value to whatever found it.
My missing bag returned to me with everything of value intact and a purely sentimental item purloined. As finder's fees go, the price was quite steep.
How do you like your frozen dinner served? Instruction-style, or "Whatever, on a pan in the oven until it smells like food?"
we need #carepunk more than ever at this point
being good to people needs to become seen for what it is: rebellion against a system built to reward assholes as much as possible
the inside of my bag looks like some kind of inspirational quote should be slapped over it in fancy font, but these are really pens I made to keep from getting stolen at work and today's wallet.
@Mainebot That is a brutal commute. I don't blame you.
@staticsafe Right? My ideal FPS situation is where I can burst in and beat them about the head with their own limbs.
@ej Maybe a book on hypnotism?
Disappointed to learn that the EURion constellation doesn't make digital photos go weird, just photocopiers. Was going to make some sort of tee shirt that glitches up the camera. Google only offered ideas to get BETTER pictures.
I'm not going to have enough money in my lifetime to get a Panther Modern jumpsuit, you see, but I COULD be hard to spot in pictures if I had good digital camoflage.
Today at work there was a giant inflatable colon you could walk through. I apologise in advance for not snapping you all a picture.
I lost my purse, which sucks. So I've been carrying around a tote bag. Inside the tote bag is a book, which is my entertainment but also my wallet?
Tiki drinks have been my jam lately, but someone made me a Corpse Reviver no. 2 and it's totally magical.
