Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social

I have letter writer's block tonight. I keep trying to write something thoughtful to someone I love and I'm just full of meh and sigh.

@jason Hullo! Are you home safe?

@Mainebot Not that I could discern. I was actually very grateful for it's shelter and gave it a hug after.

I peed on the biggest tree in Alabama this weekend AM(A)A!

Sana, sana, colita de rana.

I went to Kentucky and petted some corgi bellies this weekend.

@jason Give one a hug for me!

@Mainebot It was definitely kind of tiedye job. People thought she looked cool, but also loudly implied that I was abusing her for fashion reasons.

It is actually really hard to be fashionable with a big white dog, because you can never, ever, wear black. Ever.

@Mainebot One time, she went through a punk phase and semi-permanently dyed herself blue. I am still hearing from strangers who remember that one.

So I'm going on a trip tomorrow and I booked a kennel for my doggos at a new veterinarian near my house who seems nice. Then it turned out one of them had out of date vaccinations ans I had to go in and admit I was a bad owner who just didn't keep track of things like heartworm protections. Embarrassing!

But today, the big one found and ate a whole bag of mini almond joys from halloween today while I was at work and will be shitting almond joy wrappers all weekend, too.

It is super weird to hear about my horrible state's old local problems in the national news. We're sorry everyone. We're trying.

@gcupc I want to speak every language.

@SuzanEraslan That is so cool! I'm so excited for you, please keep us up to date!

Spores are everywhere.

I spelled the comedian's name wrong, sorry. Sorry FRIEDLANDER.

My media streaming service of choice uses some very strange associations to recommend things to me.

Tonight it's a BBC documentary on fungus "because you watched Judah Frielander's America is the Greatest Country in the United States."

And yes, I went for it. Let's put the fun in fungus, folks!

I am phoneless and fancy-free, but I just wanted to check in and say: you all are awesome and I hope to ply you with inane banter and compliments soon!

@MightyBigCar Get better soon, pup!

@MightyBigCar Good news! There have actually been two! I have enjoyed both of them so far.

Uh, so, I'm kind of in love with Fiona Dourif now?