Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social

Finally watching Dirk Gently.

@Cocoron ...Could you plug your phone in in another room to sort of achieve that?

My holiday gift to myself is actually a desk so I can do something similar!

I clicked a clicky pen one too many times and then tried to write with it in front of a patient and that is all you need to know about today.

@jason Ahhh I'm jealous!

One would think cherry liqueur would be one of the easier ones to find basically anywhere, but noooo. This town is cherryless.

Greenest?

The one who was haunting me was SO COOL and he told me I was a creative genius, which made me feel cool, too. But he also constantly told me I didn't know how the real world worked and that I needed someone to look after me. He even quoted that Virginia Woolfe bit "A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction." in justification.

Occasionally it is nice to be reminded that the grass I stand upon is in fact greener.

@Mainebot It's true, right now is high wedding season. There are many twinkles in the eyes of my associates.

@Mainebot Oh, I've not got romance on the mind, just morbid curiosity and mild regrets. I hope they're all married with kids if that's what they wanted from life!

No brain, googling people you had crushes on in high school is NOT a fun idea you just had.

*sigh*

Cheese and crackers, I'm bored and antsy.

@jason I like it. It makes me bet you'd call in sick with them on the first real day of spring when they get the urge to go on the lamb.

@DialMforMara @filkerdave Ah just curious! I only really put Bailey's in coffee.

@DialMforMara @filkerdave Okay you two, what do you mix those into?

@filkerdave Whaaaat? No way! I'm jealous.

A tiny Ironman told me a knock knock joke.

The dogs have figured out that everyone who comes to the door is a kid with food who wants to pet them and exclaim about how big they are. The dogs have forsaken gaurd dog duty completly. They just run to the door and wait, wagging.

Halloween memory: One year, I went to a party where I only knew one person and there were like three dudes in amazing cop costumes, with big cheesy mustaches like they were doing police porn. Only after I made a joke about that did I realize they were all actual cops and they just came from work. Whoops.

@RussSharek@mastodon.cloud @RussSharek I think I have! I hope I have!

We bought 4 bags of candy. If I run out of candy this year, all I have to hand out is clumps of dog fur.

I suppose I could break into my secret stash of carmel apple pops. The bestworst candy! I love to cut my mouth up with them.