Ladies, when you go out tonight remember these safety tips:
Wear bright colors to indicate to predators that you are poisonous.
Look bigger than you are! Hold your arms out and take up space!
Maybe paint a face on your back to confuse them?
@somarasu A+ tip. Was once mugged by a goose. Would not approach.
@Gogogadgetpants sound tips! will bear them in mind out and about ๐
@applecandy I am sure you are looking v. dangerous today!
@Gogogadgetpants ๐ yeah at home in jog pants and casual wear. sure to frighten them away ๐
@applecandy Oh, so you're too fast to catch. Good one!
@Gogogadgetpants aye with my trainer running shoes on! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
@Gogogadgetpants @applecandy
The Supreme Court will now hear the case of Looking v. Dangerous, 2017
@ChristianD @Gogogadgetpants fierce clothes with plenty of perfume!
@Gogogadgetpants I'm going to mount a mirror on my back to really confuse you.
@BrentRJones Haha, I'm imagining all the attractive people fixing their hair and making selfies behind you like parakeets!
@Gogogadgetpants I could be the first mobile selfie platform.
@Gogogadgetpants also hiss if someone gets too close.
Canadian Geese do it, and i'll tell ya it works wonders ๐ฏ