Gogogadgetpants @Gogogadgetpants@octodon.social

If you have some spare positive energy, could you send it the way of my dog friend? She's suddenly got about 100,000 fewer plalettes than she's supposed to, and she needs to rest and grow a bunch more.

The cat's favorite person is out of town and she is alternating between walking the house meowing plaintively for them and laying on me for comfort.

A happy ending: when she finally found me, the waitress let my order cut in line in the kitchen, and I got everything I needed right away. And then made sure to give her an obscenely large tip since my lone dinner was kinda cheap.

Also attempting to eat at a restaurant alone, but the waitress is super ignoring me

Currently cramming for a wilderness first aid class.

Actually I need to find a career.

I need to find a new career.

Something has connected to my wifi speaker and is playing The Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen. I'm simultaneously confused and happy?

I got dragged by the river, and almost came home with a new dog. I also saw a cute raccoon and my favorite heron.

Tomorrow is my first paddle trip of the summer!

Sometimes the sad things you read about in the news mirror sad things in your own life and it's much harder to compartmentalize the resulting stress. The upshot is that you are more empowered to do something about it I guess?

So normally, "I found something dead on my doorstep this morning." would be bad news, but I think some nocturnal huntress chose to bless us with food and I'm really just trying to understand what I did to deserve the honor.

Sometimes self care is mailing yourself little books of poetry and then forgetting about them.

Beauty secret:

This morning, I watched one of my cats dip her paw into a pool of sunlight and then run it over her fur luxuriously, over and over.

Greetings from action movie day, where the weather channel keeps playing a segment in which a man in what I *think* is a smoking jacket advises us what common household objects could save your life. Spoiler alert: It is an actual hunting arrow. Because in action movie world everyone just keeps compound bows under the bed I guess?

So I can't promise anything, but I'll keep my eyes peeled and do my best. Have an action packed day!

Let's be real, folks. I would be the lady who crashes into an apple cart or spills her latte in the background at best, and would die because I didn't follow the good guy's gruff directions at worst.

Good morning, do you think anyone will mind if I'm late to work? I need to follow this person who is riding their motorcycle by crouching on top of it like they're about to leap off until I find my way into this action movie.

Actual magic must've been involved in it's return, so I imagine money was of little value to whatever found it.

My missing bag returned to me with everything of value intact and a purely sentimental item purloined. As finder's fees go, the price was quite steep.