EPA = Environmental Pollution Assurance
@chrisaldrich Thanks. That is exactly what I do.
I miss the days when everybody had a blog. They were quirky, highly personalized, and non-commercial,. Then FB and Twitter came along and so many conversations went there, instead, and so many lovely blogs shut down.
I hope Mastodon will help us move conversations from commercial social media back into a free, non-commercial space.
trans culture is dozens of people in poverty supporting each other’s patreon
masto is a beautiful thing because being here reminds me of when I was like "the Internet! a beautiful global connection!" and not like "the Internet! I hope a solar flare destroys it soon"
@sydneyfalk
RELAX
don't do it
when you wanna go do it
RELAX
go through it
hen you hanna go through it
RELAX
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ben blip brop broo in
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ng through?
hello?
oh my god i thought i was too late. listen,
you've got to RUN! don't listen to them! they want you to relax but DON'T DO IT!
RUN!
currently listening to "trap mix"
pretty dope.
https://soundcloud.com/bilyan-474678439/whaddup-002-trap-mix
lunch break over. I'll miss you guys.
Alternative Floyd albums :
"The division \a"
"The dark web of the moon"
"RSS heart mother"
"The | @gatesOfDawn"
Nerds are making a comeback 😜😜😜
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-uncanny-resurrection-of-dungeons-and-dragons
Windows XP's online games servers are still running and there are still people playing on it. I'm playing reversi with someone right now. https://octodon.social/media/LZrIW17ENkc4K72vO1M
Some originals I’ve made recently! 💪✨
I’m so glad the leaves have finally decided to change and the weather is finally getting permanently colder ☺️ bright colourful leaves against the gloomy skies is so beautiful.. https://mastodon.art/media/xGDT0Z8Iu0wLLhpRpVo
Every day I drive past a sign that says "DO NOT PASS BICYCLES NEXT 1000ft."
I've never seen a motorist besides myself obey that rule, and I've seen many motorists disregard it.
Spending 1000ft behind cyclist will not make anybody late for work, but apparently it's completely absurd to expect a driver to invert that natural order of the universe and fall in behind a cyclist.
@sydneyfalk @tcql @noelle you know what everyone wants in their service? for the very concept of linear time to be bent upon the knee of engagement maximization. mastodon just doesn't Get It
remember: if you get deja vu, DON'T react. if they notice they might send you back again
Mastodon users, new and old:
You can add a caption, or alt-text, to images you toot!
These captions make your toots more accessible, by giving people who can't see the image a description of what's in the image.
Just hover over the image over you attach it and type a description in the spot that says "Describe for the visually impaired" before you hit the TOOT! button.
Please also encourage Mastodon app authors to add caption functionality. And please boost. Thanks!
ugh... i really wish we had a mastodon for content creation.
ME: I feel like I've ruined my life
MY MIND: You need to escape into the next valley over and set up a homestead, that'll get us away from our mistakes. A new fresh start. Hunt some elk and cure the jerky for winter
ME: Stuff doesn't work like that now
MY MIND: Cmon let's go build a yurt it'll be great
ME: What about programming
MY MIND: The stars are a computer