John Garrison @Garrison@octodon.social

anyway grood morning

neunundsechzig luftballons

going back in time to make isaac newton play a ragdoll physics game so i can get his opinion of its realism

it takes balls to play golf

every time a bell rings, criss angel gets hot wings

do not take me for some conjurer of cheap thrills

cozy time

there are no foxes in atheist holes

Tom Wehadababyitsaboy

internal combustion keyboard

morning. have a day.

hilaria baldwin cultural appropriation meme

im drunk ama

US politics, ref to capitol riot and Trump

Republicans talking about "healing and moving on," what a fucking laugh. It's like an abuser saying "we both made mistakes, let's just get past this."

NO. FUCKING NO. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.

i finally made an actual meme of this. i've been saying "i just realized i haven't [X] in 17 years" forever because of that comic

it kinda sounds like pearl jam if they had been a new wave band

also just for fun, here's my interpretation of the baffling lyrics:

blind the wind
you can't hear us
jake could phone some friends of ellen

there's no space
there's no tomorrow
there's no sense from univision

check it in, check it out
but the sun will never sigh
battle on anyway
if the sun wins a new mind

blind the wind
you're born in summer
leather thong, is yours familiar

there's no place
and there's no sorrow
in the young and restless fever

check it in, check it out
but the sun will never sigh
battle on anyway
if the sun wins a new mind

(solo)

check it in, check it out
but the sun will never sigh
battle on anyway
if the sun wins a new mind

check it in, check it out
but the sun will do
tear it in, tear it out
is it really you
(repeated until fade-out)