John Garrison @Garrison@octodon.social

i randomly found this thing that i apparently made about @andi at one point in my "stuff" folder and idk, i think it's worth sharing again. even though i have no recollection of the context.

Me when I hear that sleep takes up 1/3 of our lives.

TFW you're considering the coconut

CW selfie, eye contact, illegal amounts of hair floof

naïve europeans...

CW: USpol, election, joke

mood for today

Cogsworth is a bootlicker

TIL that Millard Fillmore (13th US President) looked like an older, heavier Alec Baldwin.

CW: eye contact in image 1

COVID-19, USpol, meme, Trump

TFW you'll play the shit out of checkers

me blocking people who make me feel bad on purpose

"Trump told Fox Business, 'I think we're gonna be very good with the coronavirus, I think at some point that's going to sort of just disappear, I hope,'"

COVID-19 PSA

Two first world countries, the USA and Sweden, attempted to use non-lockdown methods to combat the coronavirus. Here they are compared to some other European countries.

Cinnamon Toast Cat

the buck stops at millennials, i guess

(DeSantis is the governor of florida)

Nickelodeon owns Garfield now?????? Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder these days.

COVID-19, USpol, TXpol, meme shitpost

reading the news like