John Garrison
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romantic relationship 

GF wants me to propose by offering her an "engagement sword" rather than a ring, and tbh I'm on board

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John Garrison  

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and since open carry of swords is legal in texas, she can even wear it around.

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Crash :blobcoffeegrump:  

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@Garrison Claymore? Flamberge? Katana? Cavalry Officer?

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John Garrison  

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@crash it's a tough choice tbh, but i'm leaning towards some kind of two-hander

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Artemis Neko :trans_heart:  

romantic relationship 

@Garrison prepare your sharpest puns as an answer

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John Garrison  

romantic relationship 

@Arteneko giving her a sword and then telling puns would definitely get me run through XD

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:chaos_star: {c0debabe}  

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@Garrison @Arteneko why get married if she can't handle the puns?

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John Garrison  

re: romantic relationship, kink implied 

@c0debabe @Arteneko she still thinks she can punish them out of me.

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:chaos_star: {c0debabe}  

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@Garrison @Arteneko 😂 yeah right

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Ben  

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@Arteneko @Garrison Certainly gets the point across.

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[LoK] puniko 😺 :sabakan:  

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@Garrison awesome tbh
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[XYZ] aetios :bun:  

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@Garrison That's a keeper
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LucifarGundam  

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@Garrison
Is she the sheathe to your sword? :ablobcool:

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Rina | リニャタ  

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@Garrison G O A L S

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