John Garrison @Garrison@octodon.social

sleemby

look at this lazy bastard

welp, if the economy is bad and unemployment is up, it must mean it's time to start receiving a bunch of nigerian and lottery scam emails attempting to take advantage of the desperate

the C in USB-C stands for "crap, there's another format"

CD-Rammstein

me: dang i'll never get back to sleep

also me: *falls asleep in my chair for 2 hours*

Anyway, I'm clearly not getting back to sleep, so good morning

can't sleep. clowns'll eat me.

My sleep is afoot

My foot is asleep

@dumpling is so cute

me: maybe sitting outside a while will help my mood

outside: it's hot and muggy out here and probably gonna rain soon

me: well shit

before you go out today, remember:

i'm on vacation next week, so i guess it'll basically be the same as this week except without pretending to work.

i never uwu, but i do owo on occasion

judge: mr. yoshi, you are raising your adopted sons in a literal sewer! what defense do you have of that?

splinter: we must hide from my mortal enemy, the shredder.

judge: your mortal enemy.

splinter: he and the foot clan of robot ninjas secretly rule this city, and we must fight them.

judge: robot ninjas.

splinter: also, aliens from dimension X.

judge: ok listen i'm going to have to call a recess, i just learned that mutants are a thing last week and this is A LOT.

child protective services taking the teenage mutant ninja turtles away from splinter because he's raising them in an unsanitary and dangerous environment.

so sleepy

Grood morning

"let's just leave alucard alone in the house where he killed his father HE'LL BE FINE"