John Garrison @Garrison@octodon.social

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oops i posted all that to the wrong account OH WELL

in conclusion: kanye 2024 (no, not really, no)

another thing about west: if he's surrounding himself with enablers, that's because it's his choice. kardashian has most certainly been trying to get him to separate himself from the people who tell him what he wants to hear and play into his narcissistic delusions.

honestly i've gained a lot of respect for kim kardashian the past few years for her use of her celebrity to advocate for prison reform, and for her dedication to studying the law and becoming a lawyer, which i honestly think she's serious about.

meanwhile, kanye west has turned his entire life into a joke and appears to care nothing about anything, including treating his own mental health problems (and he's openly said that he's been diagnosed bipolar and refuses medication).

i'm interested in seeing what kardashian can accomplish when she's no longer babysitting her husband.

to hedge fund managers complaining that the reddit shenanigans are bad for the market: where the ever-loving fuck were you leading up to the 2008 financial crisis?

oh right, you were busy CAUSING it.

one of the most popular tourist attractions in southwest great britain is the great wall of corn

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i saw someone on youtube wearing a shirt that said "dude, STFU" and i kinda want it

the bronx is on thin ice @ENBYDSM

i've learned from @ENBYDSM that "new york" means "new york city," and that the rest of new york state is just fake news.

also, staten island is fake news.

Conrad loves this box so much

make sure to seize the means of pre-production too, otherwise the means of production won't be that useful

new mexico is neither new nor mexico

pondering the tragedy that cory monteith's final tweet was about sharknado

the Royal Canadian Motorcar Police

in other words

the stonk market has fully recovered from the dive in march, which i feel can't possibly be right.

my ex-employer's stock price has itself fully recovered, even though their industry is in the toilet. they've also been selling off subsidiaries, closing offices, and doing layoffs (thus why i don't work there anymore) to shore up cash.

absent stock buybacks (which they have not done), there is zero fucking chance that their stock is actually worth what it's currently trading for.

this whole situation concerns me, as i think it's entirely possible that the market recovery is largely a bubble built on false confidence over our covid policy effectiveness, and who knows when it might burst.

anyway, good morning