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Sorry about that last toot. Looking through dating profiles puts me in a snarky mood because they're so bad and ridiculous and depressing. HELLO! I am not dating your STEAK!
Actually, I'm sort of thankful for bad profiles because they making sifting through them so much faster. In the meantime, the mood they put me in is somewhere between *you've got to be fucking kidding* and *defeated sigh*.
@Fritillaria2 I'd like to date a steak, for dinner, just for tonight. ... hm, perhaps i should eat something.