Frankenbeans 🖖 @Frankenbeans@octodon.social

Horseradish, year two.

Broke out Pokemon GO for the first time since the fall today after reading this. How someone yet hasn't capitalized on everyone walking into walls and finding dead bodies hunting Pokemon amazes me.

https://techcrunch.com/2017/04/21/who-will-be-the-pixar-of-ar/

Science Friday to spend an hour discussing March for Science. http://sciencefriday.com/articles/what-is-the-march-for-science/

No funky fever dreams last night. This makes me sad.

My birdsite feed is filled with boring, insufferable people. Help me fix this shit, Octodon.

The second, I was a mercenary getting ready to take a town from ISIS. When the fighting was done, there was going to be a party and re-establishment of civilization to pacify the place, and my love was a teacher. But, ISIS tried to break through the siege lines where we were, so I had to hide her and then fight. Tanks showed up and stopped us from being overrun. I went back to my love battered and bloodied.

On a related note, thunderstorms are forecast to continue all day.

Had two really vivid dreamsets last night. The first was me walking, naked down a hot, dusty path in a local nature preserve. I was yelling, "The Dawn of Man," which was a college whenever a dude walked naked across the dorm common living space. (1/2)

Fever dreams are weird.

My income through this job helps put my son through cello camp and I'm hoping sends us backpacking for a few days this summer.

Angel from Montgomery ... a song worth listening to.

Did I mention that I get paid to drink beer and grow things?

Oh, hello there little fella! I see you.

As the kidz say (or at least they did four years ago) ... lulz. https://octodon.social/media/dKvvvDv5ZYmdhSzSPdA

Hell is listening to old women talk about Facebook drama in real time.

Anyone think the IRS will notice if I claim Odell Beckham Jr., Sting and Spuds MacKenzie as dependants?

Tax advice: On my state return, should I fill out the line for Internet purchases with "lol"?

Anyone else doing their taxes today?

Anyone wrapped up a resignation letter to an employer with, "Smell ya lata, suckas." If so, what was thebreaction?

Jesus, is there anything more suffocating on social media than complete strangers "liking" and commenting on everything you post as if you're close friends?

Yeah, I sent a "Test, test, test" message and tried to follow to see what was going on. The message went through but I was blocked from following. I rethought my approach to Mastodon as a result.