Frankenbeans 🖖 @Frankenbeans@octodon.social

Horseradish, year two.

Broke out Pokemon GO for the first time since the fall today after reading this. How someone yet hasn't capitalized on everyone walking into walls and finding dead bodies hunting Pokemon amazes me.

https://techcrunch.com/2017/04/21/who-will-be-the-pixar-of-ar/

Science Friday to spend an hour discussing March for Science. http://sciencefriday.com/articles/what-is-the-march-for-science/

No funky fever dreams last night. This makes me sad.

At my day job, management has done an excellent job of chasing away employees that we're in a staffing crisis. One of the things they've done to drive everyone away is bombarding everyone's phones with demands to pick up hours on their days off. Today, they've been bombarding my phone asking for availability for a meeting to discuss why no one wants to work there.

FFS

@skroo Some memories were meant to be shared.

My birdsite feed is filled with boring, insufferable people. Help me fix this shit, Octodon.

The second, I was a mercenary getting ready to take a town from ISIS. When the fighting was done, there was going to be a party and re-establishment of civilization to pacify the place, and my love was a teacher. But, ISIS tried to break through the siege lines where we were, so I had to hide her and then fight. Tanks showed up and stopped us from being overrun. I went back to my love battered and bloodied.

On a related note, thunderstorms are forecast to continue all day.

Had two really vivid dreamsets last night. The first was me walking, naked down a hot, dusty path in a local nature preserve. I was yelling, "The Dawn of Man," which was a college whenever a dude walked naked across the dorm common living space. (1/2)

Fever dreams are weird.

My income through this job helps put my son through cello camp and I'm hoping sends us backpacking for a few days this summer.

@jason The best part are the garden parties, where it becomes a community showpiece.

@jason Totally a Facebook thing. I'm friends with the business owner and he saw pics of everything I was pulling out of my community garden plot, which was lots, and his former gardener wasn't getting the job done.

Angel from Montgomery ... a song worth listening to.

@jason It's beyond fabulous.

Did I mention that I get paid to drink beer and grow things?

Oh, hello there little fella! I see you.

As the kidz say (or at least they did four years ago) ... lulz. https://octodon.social/media/dKvvvDv5ZYmdhSzSPdA

Hell is listening to old women talk about Facebook drama in real time.

Anyone think the IRS will notice if I claim Odell Beckham Jr., Sting and Spuds MacKenzie as dependants?