The second, I was a mercenary getting ready to take a town from ISIS. When the fighting was done, there was going to be a party and re-establishment of civilization to pacify the place, and my love was a teacher. But, ISIS tried to break through the siege lines where we were, so I had to hide her and then fight. Tanks showed up and stopped us from being overrun. I went back to my love battered and bloodied.

On a related note, thunderstorms are forecast to continue all day.