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Me: girl who says she doesn't care about anything
Also me: girl who cares deeply about everything
Also also me: girl who needs a nap

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Vote on what to do with the rest of my day.

Retoot to watch Star Trek or play Stardew Valley
Favorite to write more
@ mention to play with cat

Note: My day will actually be decided by consensus of the workers performing the actions. Namely me.

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Boosting my toots will never cause damage to the space time continuum or your money back. That's the Space Pirate guarantee! 👍

Friends, mh(-) Show more

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Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

Food, chores, mh(-) Show more

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Oh? you noticed the bags under my eyes? Theyre Prada ;)

Dating, Certain Holidays (~, should maybe be a blog) Show more

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I saw a gigantic graffiti of the word “bunes” (not kidding but there’s context I’m leaving out) and it reminded me ... I owe someone a story. :D

Fortunately, I found the command. Unfortunately, I had to read through entirely too many irrelevant or misguided suggestions on Stack Social.

Computer, suppress rant about support forums.

Finding I repeatedly misspelled Mastodon on my blog without a clear way to find all the affected files in one go without researching UNIX command lines: priceless.

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I refuse to know more about Fortnite than I already do.

Things I currently know about Fortnite:
* It is a video game
* People make ramps in it for some reason?
* It isn't Stardew Valley, Zelda, Tetris, or Mass Effect

Things I suspect about it:
* It's that video game people are playing in school
* It's wildly popular
* It runs on phones
* Someone's hair is pink (though that might have been the other game)
* It has lasted longer than 14 days

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Star trek rambling Show more

Mh(- but in a way that’s not huge and is more funny than anything) Show more

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Do you use tail -f ?
Love those annoying "are you watching" messages on Netflix?
Ever thought.. gee I wish I could combine both these things?

You wish has come true with tailflix!

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its midnight, y'all know what that means?

dark lunch time

Hello! I was productive today. I need to stop that.

@zoetropeexplosn pointed out no one who also muted the word b o w l (without spaces) will see my post letting them know about it. I did it because NPR was out of hand. Now is not the time to invite me to join you for anything involving a b o w l.

Thesaurus offers the following suggested alternatives:

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more