@CobaltVelvet what a glow up from the dialup-ass broadband you used to have back when I first knew you

β€œCould Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain chips make us all as smart as he is?”


Imagine writing that sentence non-unironically 😐.

I still can't believe that, all of things, crypto made me learn about the word "fungible" and that to top it all, the word isn't remotely related to mushrooms. What the fuck.

Thinking about the fact that this performance is the closest we've ever got from a RAM-era "concert" 😭 youtube.com/watch?v=QMsmzbHIZv

At the point of covid where i'd honestly pay good money to have a mask molded after my weird-ass nose so i can finally live a glass-fog-free life when going outside

@wxcafe eat something healthy, if you're eating so late, might as well not eat something awful :c

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