Of course I noticed certbot broke months ago because reasons and of course I have a cryptic python error and no solution in sight.

And y'all like to shit on node/npm errors -_-

Dealing with APT and random Linux shit is becoming more and more annoying. I think I'll stop hosting my websites on this dedicated server and just dump everything on Netlify since it's all static shit anyway.

Turns out I shat myself and didn't correctly configured whatever backport repository I'm supposed to configure to reinstall certbot or some other shit.

I fucking hate Debian/APT for this.

Also, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO DO THAT KIND OF STUFF IN THE FIRST PLACE AAAAAAAAA

Shit all you want on NPM and the Node ecosystem but at least I don't have to fight against repositories, package managers that all have their weird quirks, and Stackoverflow responses that are like "uuhhhh I patched the file manually and it's fixed"

If certbot is packaged for Debian 9, why the fuck do I need to do that backport thingy??

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