People I prefer to avoid:

- Racists
- Homophobes
- People who don't understand that when I ask for "a couple" of something, I mean *exactly two*

I made jam for the first time last night... and it worked. I am basically a witch.

Douglas Adams is one of my favourite authors, but I had no clue how prescient he was:

"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." (from Restaurant at the end of the Universe)

I’m a writer and I married a software dev. “How does that work!?” Many people say... “simple” Says I, “I write about hackers and programmers and make him disclose the secrets of his dark world!” :D

Delete & re-draft is a nice quality of life thing to have in a social network.

I feel so ignorant when I see the diversity of language on here and can’t read anything but English. It’s a national problem... but still.

i dont care if you're a "doctor" and have "qualifications" im still eating gluten and dairy >:(

Definition of : accidentally buying sparkling water instead of still and not even questioning the fact that I’ll drink it anyway.

Watching Cabin In The Woods and calculating my life expectancy as a character cliche...

This website is turning into a college improv class where someone just yells random stuff out and we riff for twenty minutes and at the end everyone is glad they didn't have to pay for it but maybe you make a few friends along the way

The German for porcupine is "Stachelschwein", which means prick pig

Ok so I almost just tooted a pic of my flat tummy, because I’m proud of it after a lot of hula, but then I chickened out. So take my word for it when I say, my tummy is quite flat right now.

(Very use of the word ‘quite’ as I’m not so self-assured that I’d use the words ‘very’ or ‘totally’)

I feel left out because I don’t have a cat to toot a picture of... perhaps I should get a cat... :blobcat:

@chartier USB-C means never having to say “just flip it around a third time and maybe it’ll finally fucking fit” again.

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Now that I see some familiar faces from the blue instance it feels like people coming over for a visit and you have to put on pants in your own home...

No offense, welcome aboard.

Yes, I have no idea what's going on. Yes, this is still better than twitter. 😀

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