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I am shocked at how well this game holds up for being 21 years old.
Prince Fielder, asked to give an example of how Craig Counsell helped him as a teammate:
"There was one time I was thinking about bunting. He told me if I bunted he would punch me in the face."
Bowsette is cool and all, but Luigi versions of things when?
I miss submarine simulators. I spent so much time playing 688i & Silent Hunter 1/2/3...
You wouldn’t DOWNLOAD a complimentary hotel shuttle
wassap youtube it's ya boy Trev-o and my bros John-John and The Boof and today we're gonna take on the BUTT CHUG CHALLENGE *assorted hooting and hollering*
A boomer joins mastodon:
“Might fuck around and read a whole newspaper at McDonald’s”
just ordered a carbon neutral recharchable vibrator bc I’m trying to get
I've spent too much time in a French/English bilingual province...
I can't stop thinking about Ibudan, the Bajoran that tries to frame Odo for murdering him.
Because of the way his name is pronounced, all I can think whenever they say his name is, "Who names their kid Owl-Dan?"
JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food
FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles
SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog
ENGLISH MASTODON: ｃ ｈ ｅ ｅ ｂ ｓ ｂ ｅ ｂ ｏ ｒ ｂ ｇ ｅ ｒ
u monosodium gluta-wot-mate?
Lumbermasc-presenting enby trying to be the country lesbian they were born to be. Armored Battle Canary.
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more