⚓️EleventhOcean🇨🇦 @EleventhOcean@octodon.social
“You ask me what forces me to speak? a strange thing; my conscience.” Raging feminist, dude-adjacent demigender, Cubs fan, Social Justice Blueliner. They/Them
Shout out to the late night Burger King drive thru lady for randomly asking, "Do you like apple pie?" then hiding one at the bottom of the bag like a cereal prize.
"THERE ARE RAPTORS IN MY GLOVES! WHY ARE THERE RAPTORS IN MY GLOVES!?!?"
Oh #Pathfinder... Never change.
MATRIX (2017): Set in a world like ours, one where everyone has seen THE MATRIX (1999), except that afterwards everyone became viscerally aware that film was true—all of humanity is living in a simulation.
More a documentary than an action movie, MATRIX captures the effect of this revelation on society. There are three kinds of people: those who didn't care; those who wanted to escape to reality; and those who fell into catatonia.
Spoons are an object of ridicule and dissent. They are banned.
1997: goddamn, they're charging for peanuts now?
2017: *being thrown from plane midair* honestly $3000 isn't bad for halfway to idaho
Seriously tho, as a sad barbarian 'Murrican who only speaks one language, I'd just like to say how nice it is to be in a space where there's multiple languages flying by. Reminds me of my time hanging out on IRC way back when. It just feels that much richer.
That and I'm learning to tell time by looking at the fed feed and the mix of various tongues displayed.
Facebook: Everyone knows me. I am me
Twitter: Some people know me. I am a persona based on me
Mastodon: Nobody knows me. I am a transient, sentient beam of ultraviolet light
I see some complaints on #Mastodon regarding toots in different languages other than English. Please stop complaining. This is Earth. A big place with lots of great people with great cultures and great languages. Please, please embrace our friends from around the world. You may just learn something from them that you would have never otherwise.
Welcome all!
boost this toot if you're bi/pan as hell
Someone just went by the house on a sportbike and now I'm all hot 'n bothered.
Bad Movie Monday kept me up way too late. I'm exhausted this morning.
I just read what #OscarMunoz the #UnitedAirlines CEO wrote to employees.
What.
An.
Idiot.
Someone please get that moron a dictionary so he can look up the meaning of the word "Volunteer"
🎼Go, Cubs, go🎼
🎼Go, Cubs, go🎼
🎼Hey, Chicago, what do you say🎼
🎼The Cubs are gonna win today🎼 https://octodon.social/media/tW364IVt99ue6dUx7wI
GO CUBS GO!
This movie is fucking awful and hilarious.
"When that big red snatch is coming right up against your face like a freight train, it's hard to paint, I tell you what." #BadMovieMonday #Zandalee https://octodon.social/media/sXM-lUHnBOCM_SsuAWw
Where were you when Veggietales made hard-hitting commentary on imperialism
Watch an airline physically assault a passenger and drag him off after he'd already boarded.
Because they overbooked the flight.
They apologized, but only for overbooking the flight, not slamming this man's face into a metal armrest & literally dragging him half-concious off a plane.
Can we fucking ban overbooking flights already?
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/04/man_forcibly_removed_from_overbooked_united_flight.html
Sitting at the doctor's office. Can't help but wonder how many hours of my life I've wasted trying to get the medication I need instead of dealing with doctors that dance around the real problem, and prescribe half-measures that cause side effects the proper medication wouldn't.
Part of me wants to try to find my existing social media frands on here, but part of me wants to see what kind of tooters I come across, much like I originally did with the bird site.
