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Gender neutral restrooms should be the new normal ๐Ÿ‘Œ

The world may be a pretty messed up place, but this amazing watermelon I'm eating *almost* makes up for it.

I moon you! Show more

Oh, and the collective noun for assholes should be "pucker". "A pucker of assholes took over a wildlife reserve..."

Political silliness Show more

Rai and Jiri at Lungha! Temba, his arms wide:

"cov...fee...fee"

Donald of Queens. Donald at Washington, house white, hair orange. The children of the blue bird. Donald and the children of the blue bird; the bird's children, confounded.

#covfefe

This morning SCOTUS ruled that once you buy a physical thing, it's yours to play with. I'm watching patent lawyers lose. their. damn. minds over this bit of common sense and it's delicious.

@ElectricMink
Year 2027

Roy was running as fast as he could, black tie whipping over his shoulder. He knew that there was no way he could get to a workstation fast enough, but primal instinct told him he had to try.

The data center, buried under hundreds of feet of dirt and concrete in the Nevada desert, was in utter chaos โ€“ alarms blared as Roy ran between the server racks.

[CONTAINMENT BREACH; ROGUE LOAD BALANCER] rang over the loudspeaker.

"SHIT", Roy's brain screamed, "this is the end"

Montana needs to tell Gianforte to get out of politics and get into pro wrestling - he already knows how to talk shit and appears to have mastered the body slam...

Hello, my darlings. Any of you that live in Montana, please remember to get out and vote today!