the only way this post could get more Snow Crash is if Domino's were secretly owned by the mafia
current mood:
I've had my pet crab for like a year they only live for about 2 years and I have no idea how old he was when I got him.... I wanna throw him like a bday bash before he dies. I really love him as crazy as it sounds that litte crab has made me very happy.
met a friend in the parking lot
there's probably a reason they're not called "tricerabottoms". just saying
Large
Gay
Buff
Triceratops
Ever since I was really litle I've been scared to death of junebugs like they have no decency the will just straight fly into you its terrifying. Living in Texas is heck its 100+ degrees in the day and once the sun goes down the june bugs come out
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*looks at today's todo list*
*adds a thing that I did instead*
*crosses it out*
good, good
STAR TREK vs. STAR WARS
fan wiki article about breasts, written in great detail and in the past tense
STAR TREK: ✅
STAR WARS: ✅
fan wiki article about the beastie boys
STAR TREK: ✅
STAR WARS: ❌
yeah uh
if y'all could actually spread the word about me taking a break (boost it i guess)
I'd appreciate it a whole lot
cause i don't want to worry about people wondering where I went
HOT TAKE: the g in lgbt should stand for gamers
a girl
writing rust code
sharing a headphone splitter
listening to tegan and sara
with her girlfriend
writing lua in pico-8
on a train
together
tired: terrifying monsters
wired: terrified monsters
inspired: lovely emotionally-open monsters who find comfort in each others' arms
Also I took my pupper into a restaurant a shopping center AND ikea.... Colorado sure is nice literally everyone has dogs