I wish I could have pastel pink hair and kitsch litte tattoos but sadly that's "unprofessional"
RT @layuchan_@twitter.com:
Did you hear?
The Stanford Prison Experiment was a SHAM.
https://nypost.com/2018/06/14/famed-stanford-prison-experiment-was-a-fraud-scientist-says/
Trans dads & NB parents, I see and appreciate you today
reminder: enbies = frenbies
genderqueer? more like genderdear to my heart because I love you
Ugh I just ate something I'm allergic to I guess?? My throat and ears are super itchy now
the only way this post could get more Snow Crash is if Domino's were secretly owned by the mafia
@Curator
Here's a pic of the other crab I had I had him for like 6 months but he died
current mood:
I've had my pet crab for like a year they only live for about 2 years and I have no idea how old he was when I got him.... I wanna throw him like a bday bash before he dies. I really love him as crazy as it sounds that litte crab has made me very happy.
met a friend in the parking lot
there's probably a reason they're not called "tricerabottoms". just saying
Large
Gay
Buff
Triceratops
Ever since I was really litle I've been scared to death of junebugs like they have no decency the will just straight fly into you its terrifying. Living in Texas is heck its 100+ degrees in the day and once the sun goes down the june bugs come out