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I picked up this ridiculously long book, read 2 chapters and am now procrastinating on it. Bad habit.

I had to call my veterinarian this afternoon and just realized I’ve had their on-hold music stuck in my head for the last 3 hours.

Archibald! I think this is some sort of Santaria ritual or something.

This is Archibald. He has begun making appearances in unusual places around the house. Whoever finds him is responsible for picking the next thing for Archibald to do.

Play this. Play this through headphones. Close your eyes and play this loud.

I just got called “gramps” by someone on the internet. You know what? My granddaughter is a pretty freaking cool little person.

I am 57 years old and just spelled aisle right without having to look it up for the first time in my life.

I always think “Oh, rice will just take 5 minutes,” forgetting to take into account the 10 minutes it takes to find the measuring cup.

It’s Productivity Saturday! I’ve meditated! I’ve showered! I’m dressed & put on a nice shirt! And now I’m gonna... lay back down for a while.

I’m eating a pretty good apple while cooking dinner. I forget about them sometimes. Friends- don’t forget apples.

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