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i deal with stress by ordaining people the leader of the Catholic Church. it might sound weird, but that's my poping mechanism

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What am I looking for in a relationship you may ask? Well, it's simple, i just want

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i never want to read an email again. i just want to go build a hut in the woods and talk to birds. but i can't do that it would be illegal which is pretty cool and definitely the sign of an efficient and healthy society

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and then god created enbies and he was like "oh shit thats tight these people are actually in my image, way moreso than male and female"
- genesis 1:27.5

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why'd they call it Mastodon when the could have called in the Federated Social Network That Makes You Gayer Every Day

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adding this guy to my altar of hate, where i put all the people i hate for being prettier than me

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gender-neutrality is when you emit no more gender than you consume

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I'm trying to rip apart transmisogyny through Javascript and animation. Let me know if yall got any angles on it

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On May 1st, we decide what is essential.

wearetheshutdown.org/

The crisis created by the coronavirus has put the demands of financial markets directly in conflict with human survival.

Half a million people struggle to shelter in place without homes, while empty hotels light their windows. Thousands of hungry people arrive at food banks before dawn, while farmers destroy their crops because they have no buyers.

We make the economy, and we can shut it down.

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suddenly remembered how people have turned the "neutral" pronouns they/them into gendered pronouns and getting mad

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Interestingly positive: "Why did god create atheists?" 

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i heard healyn's on tv. someone said NBC's the office had healyn in it. some lil dude was like "healyn is on at 10pm eastern." i was like "healyn just read me the evening news, he's all over the TV schedule"

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