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Becoming increasingly convinced that gender is simply fuck!!

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The original name of the state was 'Assachusetts', the 'M' was added in 1857 due to public decency laws.

My friend, about a week ago: "Are you LGBT?"
Me: "All of the above babey"

Them: "what's your gender?"
Me: "haha yeah, i know, right?"

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oh you enjoy smoking weed? what are you 12, every time i smoke weed i slumdog millionaire all the shitty couches i've sat on in my life

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starting a gofundme so i can fortnite dance on the graves of thatcher and reagan

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This pokemon is a black turnip with 4 morse-code eyes and bulb syringes for arms. It has zelda markings on its round chest and very short stumpy legs with no feet.

twitter.com/CarsonDrewit/statu

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Alexa how do I find myself a sexless wealthy marriage where my husband dies immediately and I live out my life as an unproblematic philanthropist

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one time in middle school i heard a girl on the bus say "i heard ___ stands the wrong way when they shower" and that really fucked me up for, like, years

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Each morning I fill myself up with happiness and then hold onto that moment as an untouchable moment in time that no one can take from me or know about

And then live the rest of my day and then if ever it does something, I just look back to that time when I woke up and everything was wonderful, and how I may get back there later in my day and just to get through

It is quite effective, especially since I stopped being on my phone so much

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