Cyphran @Cyphran@octodon.social
My life goal is to fall in love with a woman whose last name is 'Butts.' I'm in ur broadways mixin ur showz.
It was so amazing to be able to sit and watch a show that I worked on. And now for the party! Happy Opening #HelloDolly
I'm sorry, I may be mistaken. Bertrand appears to be sniffing around a little and...oh no I think he sees me! Be cool everybody!
The reddish colored fella (Bertrand) is supposed to be on guard duty, but he has flopped over to nap in the shade of the big tree.
At work, I frequently eat lunch in my car. This isn't meant to make me sound sad or lonely; I just really like watching the groundhog drama unfold across the ditch from the parking lot.
I am absolutely sick and tired of stagehands poo pooing everything out of hand without even thinking first. The negativity is unnecessary. Their consistency of irritation is really getting to me.
I was at a bar where EVERYONE was a taker. Including the random guy who came in and sat next to me. So I walked out. With a full drink. It just isn't worth it to me. I am not everyone's savior.
Some people are takers. Some people are givers. the only advice I can give: be both.
Fuck Bros.
オッさんのTumblr. — kaonoshi: Shark Ear Biting Earrings ... https://yellowblog.tumblr.com/post/159636060487/kaonoshi-shark-ear-biting-earrings
PSA: Don't search for hedgehog .gifs. Your life will never be the same.
I just said to my bartender: "I've been cultivating old man in the corner for a decade but this is ridiculous." Her response: "Spring Break" Me: ::Stops reevaluating every drinking location choice this week.::
Okay the other night when I hated everything, I take that back. I had an absolutely amazing date tonight. And that is such a confidence booster I feel less longing than I did before. Hope makes everything easier!
Never been so happy to have a fucked-up brain.
So many beautiful people out and about today. In good moods. It is always nice when the weather turns in the city. Such a refreshing change.
Heart emoji use guide:
❤️generic affection heart
💛nervous/scared heart
💚excited at beginnings heart
💙empathy for sad or difficult situations heart
💜strength after hurt or hardship heart
🖤up to no good/delightfully wicked heart
💔broken heart
❣️no one uses this why does it exist heart
💕dreamy thoughts heart
💞head spinning dreamy thoughts heart
💓fluttering heart
💗throbbing heart
💖shining sparkly heart
💓💗💖heart expanding/growing
💣❤️💥heart explode
Okay Maggie helps but still.
Everything sucks. Everyone is garbage. Why should I care about anything
