virtualice @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 '; drop table gender; --

and I'm looking for:
⚪️

*sees nice people and/or things*
*starts crying*

*hits bong*

i'm fine

Don't woery grandma i am f i n e *drinks whole champagne glass, eats everything in range*

People talking about depression, resisting to just "hey i get that shit every day you're out of your element" but they'd just worry in a bad way

still want to turn https://xomg.net/ into a funny compression algorithm

maybe i am the deep fried meme

i want to become a deep fried meme

update: it's one single big grey pixel

the grey is slightly changing in time

peak compression

Bitrate 500 is extremely low, maybe you mean 500k

oh ffmpeg,,, 500 it is

lol google

if i start typing "transl" with a russian keyboard layout, it guesses "translate"

ahhhhhh i'll soon know enough russian to shitpost in it

ahhhh another meal with my family

how long do i have to wait before drunk

look at this shitpost crossover isn't that beautiful

i can feel my brain expanding at the moment

will i be left with an enlarged mood

replace toot by deleten't

replace delete by tootn't

a good abstraction should not hide information

you: ()

the guy she told you not to worry about: []

unexpected expanding brain: {}

octodon's is nice im pretty proud of you most of the time

waaait i'm pretty sure those CW were open without me clicking on them

- did it really
- if yes why
- if yes fucking document that sometime i'm confused

ahhh finally a quotable example

now fuck off with the text interface glorification maybe
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/06/decades-old-pgp-bug-allowed-hackers-to-spoof-just-about-anyones-signature/