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what if i send a boost activity of the wolf bot but the boost activity has many recipients. would that work

forwarding the wolf bot to @ everyone until gargron fixes mastodon

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fortune 500 ceo's keep howling in my back yard. i won't sign yuour employment contract or kick your nuts! go away!

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misinfo 

ketchup comes from 'ket sup' or 'ketamine soup', one of the ingredients used to sludgify the tomato puree

They have to make up stories about parents of trans kids forcing them to be trans, because they brutalize their own children into a particular gender.

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No wonder conservatives are getting so angry about drag queens reading to small children in libraries. Early childhood for Millenials was painfully, heavily gendered, and despite some things changing for the better it still is. God forbid little kids get some breathing room to explore gender without some adult abusing them into conforming.

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'my shitty little page not Making Money through ads is communism because i work for free' is so funny. this guy probably trades you doing dishes for sex in fear of becoming a communist

forwarding the wolf bot to @ everyone until gargron fixes mastodon

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if i did a @ everyone it would reach two or three orders of magnitude more people and crash a few big servers. otherwise what's the point

here's your 563 pages pdf of 'nut crushing vulnerability assessment'. that will be twenty thousand dollars and i have a wonderful solution for you for only one more digit after this

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fortune 500 ceo's keep howling in my back yard. i won't sign yuour employment contract or kick your nuts! go away!

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i would never engage in a conversation with a corporate lawyer. that's the red and black hat guarantee

working on dry dick computer shit while listening to music about being a weird little freak. maintaining the balance

watching a nerdy twink explore an abandoned factory. do you want to be my jeremy code lyoko 👉 👈 😳

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