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bad, cursed, awful, 

mY tAlEnT iS tO fOcUs BaD ThInGs InTo A fEw WoRdS. iT's A tRoLl NaMe AnD a FuRrY nAmE aNd EaRtHs RiChEsT pIeCe Of ShIt

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food 

hElP i Am OuT oF pArMeSaN cHeEsE

Boost if you agree with us that the united states of amerika, the united kingdom of great britain, france, australia, kanada, israel, & new zealand should all be brought to an end as swiftly & as mercilessly as possible.

programming 

i think i stole that from spacejam on github. i like it

programming 

how do i name this thing......... CoolSocket

im sure none of tjhe monads users could even explain to me what a monad is

programming 

these days i will write a thick and impenetrable block of code with mysterious comments and just before it a long paragraph about why this whole thing edits

i still believe code should 'speak for itself' or whatever but also that there is a non negligible gap between what a computer is supposed to do and what we want to get done, and that is worth explaining and keeping around as the code evolves

labware people will just make a tiny metal box and then ask half your rent for it. ufcked up imho

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browsing labware. for drugs nothing weird or dangerous

did i just propose the plot to hackers 1995. am i plague. fuck cancel cancel

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dont worry if he's not into it we'll generate a 'russian' 'cyberattack'

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this post blew up so, i'm also doing that in a professional setting for three thousand dollars per hours. talk to your boss's boss about it and we'll split

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yes, i am a 'security expert'. i will tell you x software is absolute trash and the best hope you have at the same time. im just doing my civic duty

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