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computers 

i need usually need 2-3 tries to unlock this ssh key (often multiple times in a day) maybe i should change the passphrase. it's simple but untypeable

*sees cat flying over the couch in the background* 🤨 🤷‍♀️

[cats congregate over the cardboard box next to my desk] yes hello

@esvrld musk pre-fucks every car as it rolls off the assembly line

two songs to achieve absolute god mode:
- groove coverage - god is a girl // youtube.com/watch?v=rp53irFjzY
- ghost data - become god // youtube.com/watch?v=SYDY7xuhwD

listening to groove coverage and you all are allowed to shame me for it. i shall take no shit

people in movies who act like they've never seen an hallucination in their life smh. yes dude there's a monster that obviously no one else can see for the second time stop yelling and waving your gun around ffs

i have convinced my gfs to order borgars tonight uwu uwu uwu

told the cat i am hungry. the cat did not move. oh she just did. thank u

it's called "Eurodance/Hard dance/Trance" and it's from 2012 how could it not be perfect

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i have found the worst spotify playlist. listening to eurodance for kids from 2005. it's terrible. awful. it's great

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shared between working on 'open fallout shelter but deeper' and '2020s newsgroups'

uh, so since i am a shut in and i've been working at/ from home for a few years now and we've all got a week or so into this isolation thing let me tell you:

changing from pajamas into pajamas is fun for a time, but you really should keep a somewhat normal schedule by changing into normal-ish day clothes and then into pajamas before bed. it seems silly in the face of everything, but it really will help with keeping you feeling sane and neat.

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