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day went from very good to very bad quickly huh

phone: i want energy
me: for what i want to do
phone: yeees
phone: *actually sends telemetry*

python 

"how do i check if a big list is full of zeroes"

all(x == 0 for x in it) is slower on all zeroes than set(it) == {0} but faster if there is a non-zero value early in the iterator. going with the set for constant speed i guess

watching shrek 2 and honestly it was so much less relatable when i was cis

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shrek is full of trans metaphors in this essay i will

How did "lone wolf" become an expression? Wolves are not known for being lone, so much so that you actually have to prefix the "wolf" with "lone" to indicate that the wolf is lone and at that point why not pick an animal that doesn't travel in packs all the time

it's transphobic that i don't have a bipedal heavy weapons platform to pilot and modify with ever-more-ingenious weapons as i'm deployed across far-flung worlds to fight the enemies of Union

aliexpress and worldwide shipping 

article: 0.91€
shipping to france from france: 4.37€
shipping to france from china: free

we live in a time where we can cheaply hide tiny computers inside the plugs of other computers

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product description: there's a microprocessor inside that connector

wait that's not a good thing

look it's obvious that anarchists are sexier than communists but to be honest anarchocomunists are clearly the real solution here

sure we have running water but when can i get running orange juice

lewd shitpost 

me: mildly bad day huh

me, high, in a threesome: actually :thinkhappy:

i should keep a list of puns based on my names when i quickly need one

It's important to have realistic transition goals

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